bird watching enthusiast, dancer, hoodlum. Canada. 18.

My parents should never leave me home alone for more than one day considering the fact that I have convinced myself that I am getting my daily intake of fruit via fruity alcoholic beverages…



In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


(via lonely-vaguelypedophilicswingset)


a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

(via rhubabe)

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

(Source: punkwarren, via pagingme)



I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.


(via stilesgame)

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My dog is too much of a diva to take selfies with me


It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

(via jackharknessfanclub)


*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via manda)