bird watching enthusiast, dancer, hoodlum. Canada. 17. Class of 2013. So single it's not even funny.
(Source: w0rdsleftun-said, via delicate-dancing)
(Source: problematic-thoughts, via haunting-insanity)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via pizza)
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
(Source: ponchopeligroso, via lights-off-outside)
instagram: dbouts
Harry Potter: I thought you were looking after the Prime Minister.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: You are more important than the Prime Minister
*Harry Potter twerks into the sunset*
Severus Snape is probably one of the top players on partypoker.net because his poker face is made of stone.
Severus Snape is my spirit animal because he acts like a dick to Harry Potter but actually is willing to sacrifice everything to protect him.
HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
- rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
- always call your significant other by their german translated name
- wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
(via hilary-is-cool)
(Source: forever90s, via manda)
